The Inquisition!

Plagiarised mercilessly from the Torquemada skit in History of the World, Part One by Mel Brooks (who would completely play Zagyg in the movie History of the Flanaess, Part One). Inspired by Sam “Samwise” Weiss’s adoption of it as the New Canonista Inquisition on the CanonFire! Discord. As soon as I read it I knew it needed a Paleite Pholtan version …

The Inquisition, we’re in the Pale
The Inquisition, we will not fail
We have a mission to convert the Flan (Tenh ja Tenh ja Tenh ja Tenha)
We’re gonna teach them wrong from right
We’re gonna make them see the light
And make an offer that they can’t refuse
(That the Flan just can’t refuse)
Convert (convert, convert)
Don’t be boring
Won’t hurt (won’t hurt, won’t hurt)
Don’t be dull
A fact
you’re ignoring
it’s better to lose your Sunfather than never see the sun
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you’re wishing
That we’d go back to the GK
But the Inquisition’s in the Pale and it’s here to stay
The Inquisition, oh boy
The Inquisition, what a joy
The Inquisition, oy oy

The musical skit from the movie can be found on YouTube here.